1. knifefarty:

    hardestcopy:

    hootaloo:

    jamietheignorantamerican:

    jacketlizard:

    battroid:

    takeawaygirl:

    thegreatdesutree:

    Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

    holy FUCK watch that video

    i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

    I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

    HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.

    GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.

    LET ME REPEAT THAT.

    GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

    dude. why are they fucking in business.

    I will never have to watch another episode of Kitchen Nightmares America, this is too good.

    IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES SOMEONE FROM THE SHOW’S CAMERA CREW IS TRYING TO STOP A FIGHT FROM BREAKING OUT

    THIS IS INCREDIBLE

    (via shedonealreadydiddonehadherses)

     


  2. joeymalvagita:

    I’m certain that someday, I’ll meet a person whose real name is Taint.

    I cannot guarantee I’ll be mature enough to not laugh about it.

     

  3. #boyfraaan

     


  4. bemusedlybespectacled:

    if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

    just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

    ḱerberos means “spotted”

    that’s right

    hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

    (via scarlett-witchh)

     


  5. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

    (via just-another-lucid-dream)

     

  6. (Source: aciid--cats, via haliameguid)

     

  7. Don’t let it touch “acid stuffs”. Haha #daiso #engrish

     


  8. randomstuff134:

    sodamnrelatable:

    take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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    some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

    (via ricecrispydick)

     

  9. Look at this beautiful, loving, happy, and adorable human being I call my mother. I love her so so so much. This lady means the world to me. <3 #mexicanmothersday #momma #mommy #mum #madre

     

  10. cyberthug13:

    grandma going to hell

    (Source: dannerzz, via ricecrispydick)

     

  11. (Source: bobbyhillcaps, via canadumb)

     

  12. noahs-arse:

    lindsaychrist:

    wind-upprincess:

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    If done straight from left to right, it results in 1, if done using OoO, it comes out to 41.

    Both are appropriate.

    i hate this post so much 

    the fuck are you talking about if you’re not using order of operations then you’re not going to get the right answer math isn’t subjective

     

  13. Welp. :( #rip #brokenglasses #temporaryblindness

     

  14. uss-gallifrey:

    4gifs:

    Scent of a sharpie marker traps ants by disrupting their pheromone trails [video]

    i love how ants are like the only creature you can literally play god with.

    (via dabulbasaurwithafez)

     

  15. rpgmaker:

    thatbatterisaspy:

    hairandbeardkommando:

    punks not dead

    Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

    punks almost dead

    (Source: sinyasiki, via spencerdiamond)